illaminati:

delzdesigns:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

illaminati
looks so good here

OMFG

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL




(Source: tyleroposey)



hoebutmadefashion:

airrogance:

iamweiner:

thighclapper:

vijara:

RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.

And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday

RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested

RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner

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tokomon:

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my fucking god

BONE TITTIES


(Source: flynnrideres)




too-fan-to-function:

What an inspiration

(Source: trolltina)




ateenagefuckery:

alisaolivia:

This made my night!!

It’s not Kool-Aid until you taste the diabetes!

(Source: ruinedchildhood)



When you finally fall asleep on a flight and they wake you up for dinner

whenyoureathirdculturekid:




dogdrugs:

aber-flyingtiger:

baguetttes:

this is how false information on tumblr works

Literally

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE

(Source: reginaa-phalange)



Lets play True or False. Leave me a message in my ask, and ill answer it with a true or false.

(Source: iwanttobeking)







therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.


jewbat:

(Source: queen-angelina)