virare:

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke



  • friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
  • me: can i have some


Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life.
Johnny Depp (via enemaroberts)

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6woofs:

Their faces, I just can’t



merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO



the-lovely-twin:

pinup/rockabilly blog x

deerbabystyles:


A young boy in Bangladesh risked his life in a surging river to rescue a drowning baby deer, prompting cheers from locals who weren’t sure whether Belal would reach the other side or be swept away. [x]

this means everything to me

truebluemeandyou:


DIY Pet Ghost Tutorial from Penny Wise. This is an easy to make Halloween Prop that will light up in the dark. GIF by me using makeagif.com, all photos from Penny Wise. From my Tumblr Halloween Blog. Better than a pet rock.

illaminati:

delzdesigns:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

illaminati
looks so good here

OMFG

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL




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hoebutmadefashion:

airrogance:

iamweiner:

thighclapper:

vijara:

RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.

And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday

RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested

RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner

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